February is far too eventful

Happy:
Chinese New Year
Vietnamese New Year
Korean New Year
Lent
Black History Month
Valentine's Day
Groundhog Day
Abraham Lincoln's Birthday
President's Day
George Washington's Birthday

I'm not exactly sure how I plan on celebrating all these things. Listen to patriotic music with ash on my forehead, a stuffed groundhog under one arm and a 4th grade style "You're 'beary' cute" card in the other? Maybe some small denomination Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese currency to hand out as good luck gifts? Read The Invisible Man?

Overwhelming. Maybe I'll just take a nap.